Toddler Talk - October 2009

Wahr ee-dull! (War Eagle!)
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Wee-gull, wee-gull (War Eagle said more than once)
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Dough Aw bun! (Go Auburn!)
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Tuh-sh down! (Touchdown!)
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Foot-ball!

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Awww-wite! (All right!)
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I won wash my hands (I want to wash my hands)
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I need soap!

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You fix it, Dah-ee (You fix it, Daddy)
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I turn! (My turn)
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ssssSTOP it!

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Wh-air dit dough? Hmmmm. (Where did it go? Hmmm - she makes this noise while tapping her index finger on her mouth)
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You see-yee (You're silly)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
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I poo-poo, Momma

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Will you help me?

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I yuv you! (I love you)
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Yes, MIM! (Yes, ma'am)
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Yes, STIR! (Yes, sir)
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Cheese! Awww! (She's pretending to take picture)
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Take pix-shur! (Take a picture)
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All bedder (All better)
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Dough pah-ee Toe-ee! (Go potty, Chloe!)
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I help you!

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I need up hi-yuh (I need up high)
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Oh-tay ? (Okay)
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You hab-bee? (Are you happy?)
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Wash Momma (Watch, Momma)
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Uh-din? (Again?)
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I dumt! (I jumped!)
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Awww. Tie beebee (Awww. Crybaby)
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No, no, no no! (in a singsong voice, of course)
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Whairs yizzerd, Momma? (Where's the lizard, Momma? For some reason, she's completely fascinated by lizzards)
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Arrgh! I uh pie-rut (Arrgh! I'm a pirate. She loves the pirate from Spongebob.)
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Round pants! (Referring to one of Spongebob's episodes where his pants are round instead of square)
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Oh no! A mess!